Frenchiiiiie!

One day, when I've grown up (don't! just don't!) and settled down with an apartment of my own I plan on purchasing a dog. For some years I've thought about getting a Parson Jack Russell terrier...but they are like dogs with ADD on ecstacy! So after doing some internet research (a.k.a. Google) I've decided that the dog for me is a french bulldog; they are cute, small and have big ears just like me so we can look like a family. I have already lined up lots of silly names for him/her :) Like Doug, Croque Monsieur, French Fry, Boo, Booey, Derp, Tuborg, Pooch or Zelda! Anyone else have good doggy names?