Shirting the issue

I love getting mail packages, especially if they are adorned with cute moustache tape and a nice card! I ordered the awesomest t-shirt of 2012:
Bitch please, you've got more issues than Vogue

What more could you want?!

And yes...I'll admit I am a sucker for all things moustachy! I love fake moustaches, moustach rings and stickers. Yesterday I even became a little sad when I discovered that the moustache shoes I was vying for were sold out....I'm a moustachomaniac!